October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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And, I don’t really think it’s fair for me to be on a jury because I...
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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Happy lefthanders day to my southpaw sweetie!
Let’s just hope he doesn’t chop his arm off with a right-handed bandsaw.
July 2011
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Fresh squeezed lemon juice + Izze blackberry soda = not so great actually
June 2011
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Last night's dream.
After Josh ran the bath water too long and caused a city-wide blackout in Paris, I said, “Everyone needs a friend like Melvin. It’s just that you have to blow him up sometimes.”
I’m not sure if I want to decode this one…
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Deep tissue...
peanutweeter:
via @Squirreljustice
I’ve spent way too much time on this tumblr.
April 2011
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Throw a bowl...
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via @HappyHourJack
True that.